{"product_id":"b0dj4qjsdm","title":"Funny Christmas Ornament","description":"\u003cdiv style='font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, sans-serif; color: #333; max-width: 800px;'\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 30px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"padding-left: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e🪵 Premium wooden build — Laser-cut round ornament with smooth sealed edges and crisp print; lightweight yet sturdy so this funny Christmas ornament hangs neatly on any branch year after year.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e😄 Bold dark-humor quote — Features the cheeky line “We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much” with minimalist figures; a tasteful adult humor ornament that sparks laughs and conversation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e🎉 Perfect for party games — A crowd-pleasing white elephant ornament and Secret Santa gag gift for office parties, friend groups and family gift exchange nights; delivers instant comic relief.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e🌲 Ready to hang \u0026amp; style — Comes with jute cord, wooden bead and red glitter bow; natural wood grain and neutral tones blend with modern, classic and farmhouse holiday décor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e🎁 Great stocking stuffer — Budget-friendly novelty for friends, coworkers and true-crime\/dark-comedy fans; reusable hilarious tree ornament that pairs well with other funny christmas gifts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 30px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 12px; border: 1px solid #ddd; font-weight: bold; width: 35%; background: #f9f9f9;\"\u003eBrand\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 12px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eALADAYQUINQUIT\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 12px; 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border: 1px solid #ddd; font-weight: bold; width: 35%; background: #f9f9f9;\"\u003eSpecial Features\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 12px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e['Humorously Themed']\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 12px; border: 1px solid #ddd; font-weight: bold; width: 35%; background: #f9f9f9;\"\u003eItem Type Keyword\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 12px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003edecorative-hanging-ornaments\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 12px; border: 1px solid #ddd; font-weight: bold; width: 35%; background: #f9f9f9;\"\u003ePackage Dimensions\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 12px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eH: 10 \/ L: 92 \/ W: 89 (Weight: 9)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 12px; border: 1px solid #ddd; font-weight: bold; width: 35%; background: #f9f9f9;\"\u003eunit\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 12px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 30px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDescription\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eFunny Christmas Ornament crafted from laser-cut wood in a classic round shape. The design pairs minimalist figures with the witty message, “We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much,” creating a playful adult humor ornament for holiday laughs.\nIdeal for white elephant, Secret Santa and family gift exchanges, this lightweight piece hangs neatly with a jute cord, wooden bead and red glitter bow. Neutral colors complement modern, traditional and farmhouse décor. Durable wooden construction with smooth edges and fade-resistant print. Conversation-starting gag gift for friends, coworkers and party hosts. Ready to hang on a Christmas tree, garland or wreath hook.\nAdd a bit of dark humor to the holidays with a memorable ornament they’ll bring out every year.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"ALADAYQUINQUIT","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49369704464617,"sku":"B0DJ4QJSDM","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0774\/9117\/5657\/files\/41_pfUzbYyL.jpg?v=1788195320","url":"https:\/\/nestledhouse.com\/products\/b0dj4qjsdm","provider":"NestledHome","version":"1.0","type":"link"}